john lambert [•] org

Phone: 503-789-4936

Gypsy Mushies

Remove stems of portabellas from caps with mortar & pestle combine caps with shredded morel jack & rye

roast over campfire on knitting needle

Torrid Affair

•1 mango
•5 plum
•4 nectarine
•1 plumquat
•1/2 quart frozen water
•1 liter of sprite
•1 field daisy

1) in blender puree fruit w/sugar
2) combine ice - mix
3) add sprite
4) serve chilled in 4 oz tumbler
5) garnish with daisy

“The irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can’t smile, because your lips have rotted off.”